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I’m beginning to realize the constant struggle with self-doubt that goes hand-in-hand with becoming a beauty writer. I want to have convictions! And to stand up for what I believe in! But once my words are entered into that imaginary, iridescent green, 0100010111 wizard code that is the basis for the Internet and all technology in general, they’re there for good. I understand that I need to take care in making some of my bolder statements. 

For instance, a younger, softer-skulled me once said, “I don’t fuck around with anything other than highly pigmented neutrals,” on eye makeup. I became pigeonholed in a word of Bobbi Brown classic shades that, while nice to look at, are nothing like the glittery disco fuckery going on at the Nars counter.

I was selling myself short. I’m nfl jerseys wholesalecapable of teal! AND PURPLE, GODDAMMIT! 

Problem is, Technicolor makeup’s some tricky shit. I needed a role model. But the only Crayola-faced women that I truly look up to are essentially slutty cartoon characters drawn by my friend, Jonny Negron.

Why shouldn’t I referencehttp://www.2012wholesalejerseysfoyou.com contemporary art as beauty inspiration? Remember that awkward moment between the invention of the Guttenberg press and digital cameras when Americans revered Gibson girls and Gil Elvgren pin-ups as beauty ideals? Shit, these illustrations are way more relatable than the confused-looking teenagers wearing $20k worth of rich old lady clothing in photo spreads today. 

_ � e i ��V �_U >, Daniels shows an uncanny ability to inspire his actors to dig deep enough that they're often at risking of shoveling straight through to camp. You wouldn't think any mainstream male movie star would put himself in a more compromising position than Matthew McConaughey did at the tail end (haha) of his farewell performance in Magic Mike , the one that basically ended ass up to camera, but he does. Unfortunately it's with far more disturbing and less sexy results. Efron, also no stranger to selfsploitation, seems entirely okay with spending half the picture in his underpants and engaging in a sort of masturbatory comic duet with Macy Gray. The director originally wanted his friend Oprah Winfrey for the role which is unfathomable... and hilarious. I can't quite imagine it though I can imagine her shouting "ZacEffrroOOONNNNNNN!!!!!" on her back with comic exaggeration, welcoming him to her show.

It will surprise no one who's been paying any attention that Nicole Kidman is the MVP, once again throwing herself into a controversial role with the hunger usually acquainted with actors who've waited for the big break forever. You could argue that Kidman is the cinematic equivalent of Madonna: brave, button-pushing, autoerotic, and continually willing to push herself long past the point where her peers have begun to coast or decided they're too old for this shit. Her first sex scene with Mr Cusack, both telepathic and obscene (no really), has instantly cornered the market on Craziest Sex Scene of 2012.
By now you've undoubtedly heard that The Paperboy features a scene in which Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron and a scene in which she cajoles him into dancing in the rain in his tighty whities. You've heard true. The best thing I can possibly say for this vivid messy Southern Gothic, which is always watchable but often quite unpleasant and artistically erratic, is that that those two scenes are hardly alone in their "am I really seeing this?" abandon. The Paperboy is so ripe and so rank that it's sure to be a polarizing love it or hate it film experience. Either response is fully justified but fans of outre cinema, highwire acting, and future cult cinema would be crazy to miss it.